Follow Friday – @NotJayCutler on Twitter
I’m a big Jay Cutler fan. I always have been. Heck, back in 2005, I took to calling him Jesus H. Cutler. But there is no way to sweeten the current reality. The guy has been brutal as a Chicommodore Vanderbear.
And that pain makes it pleasant to laugh, even if at Jay’s expense. One such way to laugh is to follow @NotJayCutler on Twitter.
You'll note that Jay doesn't say he'd never hit a phone booth (even if he's just covering up for a teammate).
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Other sage gems from the Twitterverse version of mocking Jay
I don’t see what the big deal is. My Vandy teams lost games by a lot more than one point.
Bears fans have started calling me the Jim Belushi of the NFL. I think it’s because he’s so awesome at comedy.
Why won’t Devin Hester talk to me right now? I’m so lonely.
I promised Justin Tuck that I’d buy three $5 footlongs if he makes Kyle Orton cry.
Admittedly, most of the site’s posts are a little more in the realm of potty humor. But, then again, it’s not like the NFL is the bastion of either morality or political correctness. Heck, Twitter isn’t either.
