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Hotty Toddy, Ackbar Almighty

March 8th, 2010 Comments off

It’s been quite well publicized that Admiral Ackbar is up for the role of mascot for the University of Mississippi, but it isn’t real news anymore until the Taiwanese go all CGI on the news (see, e.g., the Tiger Woods Accident and Spanking footage, as previously chronicled by this site).

My only advice to the good admiral is that this is a trap. The Ole Miss football team is the bottom of the barrel. They’ve got a “student”-athlete who can’t read (“He’s a good boy, he just can’t read“). They try to pretend they can compete in the West, but since Eli left they’ve been closer to Mississippi State than LSU and Bama. And you’ll be leading a fan base that had no problem for years with the idea of waving the Confederate Flag that represented to many African Americans a symbol of oppression and racism (regardless of the fact that it may have represented something different to those waving it).

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Follow Friday – @AdmiralAckbar_ on Twitter

December 4th, 2009 Comments off

If there is one thing that @AdmiralAckbar_ knows (beyond how one looks like that and says they’re from Mons Calamari with a straight face), it’s when something is a trap.

You should follow him and heed that advice.

For someone who knows something is a trap, he gets caught in a scenario where he realizes its a trap awful late.

For someone who knows something is a trap, he gets caught in a scenario where he realizes it's a trap awful late.

And while you’re at it, follow me @WhenItStrikesMe and @Quotably.

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