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SEC Power Poll — Week 13

December 2nd, 2009 Comments off

Once again, this week’s SEC Power Poll Entry is a true collaborative effort. STS’s Philip took the first crack and I filled in some of the gaps. See the final results at Team Speed Kills, though our ballot wasn’t submitted in time for the official poll.

And, for the record, Carlos Dunlap hadn’t yet acted a fool when we wrote this.  With him out, I think Alabama probably would have stayed #1 on our ballot.

The NCAAs most dynamic DE will not play in this weekends SEC championship.

The NCAA's most dynamic DE will not play in this weekend's SEC championship.

1. Florida

Clay Travis should have clarified in his question what the definition of “virgin” is.  Pretty sure that the national media has performed certain acts on Tim Tebow that most would consider deflowering… never moreso than after his swan song in the Swamp.

2. Alabama

Sure, Tide fans, it was look-ahead to Atlanta that left your team flat. Or lack of respect for your intrastate rival. Or all those trick plays. If your team turns it into a victory over the Gators, no one outside of Auburn will care.

3. LSU

Distant third, but they are one of the only three teams with a winning SEC record.

4. South Carolina

The ACC office blames y’all and Georgia for depressing attendance at their Championship Game. They had really hoped to get a good 30,000 people in Tampa.


Pop Warner Sensations

November 26th, 2009 Comments off

All y’all on the interwebs are talking about this new Pop Warner sensation like he’s the real deal.

Everyone knows the real deal is Ben Wilson, the preteen terror who has been putting the beat down annually on Youtube since 2006.  You can find all of his video at what I presume is his dad’s Youtube page.  Bring it, el toreador.

SEC Power Poll: Week 12

November 25th, 2009 Comments off

Once again, this week’s SEC Power Poll Entry is a true collaborative effort. STS’s Philip took the first crack and I filled in some of the gaps. Look for the final results when Team Speed Kills releases them on Wednesday morning.

1. Alabama

The Crimson Tide beat a team named after pieces of Native American footwear. That just doesn’t impress us.

2. Florida

The only thing that could have made this game worth watching would be if Isiah Thomas decided to coach the FIU football team too. Yawn.

3. Ole Miss

Ah, bittersweet November: the Month Houston Nutt ponders what might have been, had he not made such a hash out of September and October (also the month his texting thumb’s arthritis starts acting up in the cold).

4. LSU

We heard that Les Miles really meant to accept the Michigan Job. He just couldn’t get back to them before time ran out.


Random Story

November 24th, 2009 Comments off

One of my favorite stories from this past weekend traveling South for a wedding was told by a current professor at an SEC West football superpower.

When I asked him if he’d ever been pressured by the football superstructure or by friends regarding players he taught in his freshman level lectures, he laughed and said the only pressure he ever got was from friends who wanted him to flunk a particularly porous offensive lineman who somehow managed to start.

Gotta love the passion of football fans… and the ethics of the professor (who gave him the grade he earned).

UGA VII dies

November 19th, 2009 Comments off

Article on UGA VII’s Death.

Via rickankielsmustache: Not even I can make a joke about this.

There will be no live mascot at Georgia’s game on Saturday but a wreath will be placed on Uga VII’s doghouse on the north sideline.

No jokes can be made, but I’ll observe that Georgia fans might not shed too much of a tear in a very down year.

UGA VII’s record is only 16-7. Coming off UGA VI’s record 87–27, that’s pretty pedestrian. And yes, Georgia fans do credit the mascot.

Anyway, sad news. UGA is dead… Long live UGA.

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Best VU Athlete Attribute of the Decade?

November 18th, 2009 Comments off

I’m really not sure which athlete had the best single attribute among all Dores in the last decade. But I’m put together some nominees and corresponding video evidence of each. They are

  • David Price’s Durability (Baseball 2005-07),
  • Jeffery Taylor’s Bounce (Basketball 2008-Present),
  • Pedro Alvarez’ Wrists (Baseball 2006-08),
  • Jay Cutler’s Arm (Football 2002-2005),
  • Shan Foster’s Fingertips (Basketball 2004-2008) and
  • Sonny Gray’s Confidence (Baseball 2008-Present)

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SEC Power Poll Results for Week 11

November 18th, 2009 Comments off

Phil and I pretty much nailed the standings and had three of our quips selected. Full results are over at Team Speed Kills.

Here are my favorite bits of snark from the bloggers around the SEC Sports-Sphere:


Eh. Seen one Bama game, you’ve seen ’em all.–Rocky Top Talk


LSU’s offense could not offend anybody unless they wore the Confederate flag.–A Sea of Blue


Did the Bulldogs win? These days I only check out Georgia games to see what they’re wearing.–Orange and Blue Hue


Can a team get a defense on eBay?–And The Valley Shook


The Tigers are no longer only the most inconsistent team in the conference from game to game; they showed Saturday they can do it from quarter to quarter, too.–Garnet And Black Attack


Man, do I wish I could wager on things like “‘Cocks will end this promising drive to take a fourth-quarter lead in epically bumbling fashion and never threaten again.” I’d have a new food processor.–War Blog Eagle


The good news for Vandy is that 09 is almost over. Seriously … that’s the only positive thing.–Over the Pylon

Chart a Statement – Lane Kiffin Edition

November 16th, 2009 Comments off

Last week I [fake] quoted Lane Kiffin on the arrest of three of his Tennessee Vawl football players. Well, he’s come out with his own statement, pulled from the ESPN article below:

I spot:

  • An oxymoron, as Tennessee football players are U-Thugs, not “student athletes.” As evidence of this, I ask you to return to the Madommon article from ESPN.
  • Irony, as someone who has shown zero class on or off the field claims to be expecting his players to act differently.
  • Coincidence, in that no one has mentioned that Edwards and Richardson ripped off their Tennessee Football branded gear and chanted “Wild Boyz” (a la Orgeron) while committing the crime. You KNOW that happened.
  • False statements, in that UcheaT has never sought ethics as a virtuous goal… so I don’t doubt for a second that Kiffin wouldn’t have kept these kids if he could have. Heck, the victims have asked that charges not be pressed because they didn’t want Nu’Keese out of the lineup, thereby throwing into doubt whether this removal was in the best interests of the team (however morally skewed those interests are).

Anyway, a shout to VandyKyle who suggests the next press release from Kiffin will be to announce the team’s new helmets for throwback jersey day:

Ugh… Jay Cutler

November 13th, 2009 Comments off

I have nothing to say… but below is a visual representation of Jay Cutler red-zone passes against the 49ers last night:

UThugg: Maybe Janzen Didn’t Learn

November 12th, 2009 Comments off

Just noticed the Tennessean coverage of the UT Armed Robbery Arrests. Their lead article is on the arrest of Nu’Keese Richardson, Janzen Jackson and Mike Edwardsyesterday. But below, the third article listed is one cross-posted from Gannette’s GoVolsXtra website. The article? “Janzen Jackson Learns From Mistake.” I guess not, as the mistake referenced led to an administrative suspension for a week. I guess the time off allowed him the opportunity to plot his armed robbery.

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